Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 16:46:59 GMT
The moon shined bright in the night sky over Daten City and it's more unsavory elements had crawled out of the woodwork. Drug dealers, prostitutes, you name it. Near the heart of this vice, the Sin district, the black truck Panty Raid drove through it's streets. "Aaah, nothing like a relaxing late-drive through town, right Ruka?" Vest said with a smile as he made a left turn.
Ruka sat in the passenger seat, looking out the window, bored out of his man and a bit annoyed. "Oh yeah, I sure do love staring out the window with a front row view of all the degenerates, especially with one sitting right next to us." He said with a sarcastic tone, gesturing to Flat Cap who was squished between them. "Hey, I only came along because Vest told me we'd be banging hookers. I brought me poppers and everything." He said, pulling out a small bottle of the drug, to which Ruka responded by smacking the bottle out of his hand. "As if I would take part in your degeneracy!" Ruka snapped. "You kinda already do, lad. Plenty of 'virtuous' people consider masturbation degenerate and yet you do it on a near daily basis." Flat Cap said, crossing his arms. "YOU GOT A DEATH WISH, MOTHERFUCKER?! BECAUSE I'D BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE!"
Ruka shouted as he cracked his knuckles, ready to bash Flat Cap's teeth in.
As Ruka and Flat Cap argued, Vest was still smiling as he drove. He looked happy on the outside but on the inside, he was crying. He just wanted to go on a drive and have these two get along for once. Was that too much to ask? He made another left turn and slammed on the brakes a few second after, causing Ruka and Flat to lurch forward. "What the fuck was that for?!" Ruka yelled. Vest, his fake smile now gone, slowly pointed out the windshield and Ruka and Flat Cap turned their heads to see what made him stop.
It was a sight to behold. A small crowd of people out in the middle of the street, many of them half-naked, making out and groping each other with some doing it in the alleyways. The road, along with the lustful crowd, was covered in a transparent goop. Ruka was absolutely disgusted, Flat Cap was grinning from ear to ear, and Vest was blushing like crazy. "Oh yeah! Just what the doctor ordered! A public orgy! Move over, Vest. I wanna get in on this shit." Flat Cap said, shoving Vest over as he crawled out of the truck and started stripping. He threw down his namesake, coat, and shirt before Vest got out and grabbed his shoulder, his face still pink from blushing. "Flat Cap.....I know we're near the Sin District, but don't you think find this a bit...weird?" He asked with concern in his voice. "Not at all." Flat Cap replied causally, "why do you ask?"
Vest was about speak before he heard loud thud behind him. He slowly turned around and looked up to see a ghost standing atop Panty Raid. It was tall and slender with incredibly long arms that went down to it's knees. On it's head on a set of rabbit ears and antlers, though one of them was broken. The most curious feature of this ghost was it's blue fur and eyes, an unusual color for a ghost. It was also wearing pants. "Vest....Whatever you do....don't make any...sudden...movements." Flat Cap whispered as he slowly leaned over to grab his namesake before the ghost scratched the truck with it's claws as leaned it forward to inspect the immortals more closely. This caused Vest to scream like some chick from an 80's horror film as there was nothing more terrifying to him than his precious baby being scratched. The ghost let out a roar in response and grabbed Vest by his head before hopping off the truck.
"Ah, shite!!!" Flat Cap yelled, grabbing his namesake and transforming it into his weapon then proceeded to open fire on the ghost. However, the ghost was incredibly quick and dodged the bursts of bullets with ease. "Gonna have to do better than that, angel." The ghost said with a chuckle then slumped a now-dizzy Vest over it's shoulder and leaped over the lustful crowd to make it's escape. "Oh fuck it took Vest!" "Maybe if you weren't a shit shot, that wouldn't have happened." Ruka said, walking up to Flat Cap. "At least I wasn't sitting on me arse like a lazy bastard!" Flat Cap retorted. He then sighed, pulled out his phone, and started dialing some numbers. "Who you calling?" Ruka asked, crossing his arms. "Me buddies at the Abbey. I got a feeling that we'll need the numbers." Flat Cap replied. "Pfff, who needs numbers when you got me? I may not be able to repent ghosts, but I could beat the shit out of it by myself. In fact, I'm gonna do just that!" Ruka said with confidence in his voice then ran off after the ghost. Flat Cap rolled his eyes and held the phone to his ear. "Come on! Pick up!"
Ruka sat in the passenger seat, looking out the window, bored out of his man and a bit annoyed. "Oh yeah, I sure do love staring out the window with a front row view of all the degenerates, especially with one sitting right next to us." He said with a sarcastic tone, gesturing to Flat Cap who was squished between them. "Hey, I only came along because Vest told me we'd be banging hookers. I brought me poppers and everything." He said, pulling out a small bottle of the drug, to which Ruka responded by smacking the bottle out of his hand. "As if I would take part in your degeneracy!" Ruka snapped. "You kinda already do, lad. Plenty of 'virtuous' people consider masturbation degenerate and yet you do it on a near daily basis." Flat Cap said, crossing his arms. "YOU GOT A DEATH WISH, MOTHERFUCKER?! BECAUSE I'D BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE!"
Ruka shouted as he cracked his knuckles, ready to bash Flat Cap's teeth in.
As Ruka and Flat Cap argued, Vest was still smiling as he drove. He looked happy on the outside but on the inside, he was crying. He just wanted to go on a drive and have these two get along for once. Was that too much to ask? He made another left turn and slammed on the brakes a few second after, causing Ruka and Flat to lurch forward. "What the fuck was that for?!" Ruka yelled. Vest, his fake smile now gone, slowly pointed out the windshield and Ruka and Flat Cap turned their heads to see what made him stop.
It was a sight to behold. A small crowd of people out in the middle of the street, many of them half-naked, making out and groping each other with some doing it in the alleyways. The road, along with the lustful crowd, was covered in a transparent goop. Ruka was absolutely disgusted, Flat Cap was grinning from ear to ear, and Vest was blushing like crazy. "Oh yeah! Just what the doctor ordered! A public orgy! Move over, Vest. I wanna get in on this shit." Flat Cap said, shoving Vest over as he crawled out of the truck and started stripping. He threw down his namesake, coat, and shirt before Vest got out and grabbed his shoulder, his face still pink from blushing. "Flat Cap.....I know we're near the Sin District, but don't you think find this a bit...weird?" He asked with concern in his voice. "Not at all." Flat Cap replied causally, "why do you ask?"
Vest was about speak before he heard loud thud behind him. He slowly turned around and looked up to see a ghost standing atop Panty Raid. It was tall and slender with incredibly long arms that went down to it's knees. On it's head on a set of rabbit ears and antlers, though one of them was broken. The most curious feature of this ghost was it's blue fur and eyes, an unusual color for a ghost. It was also wearing pants. "Vest....Whatever you do....don't make any...sudden...movements." Flat Cap whispered as he slowly leaned over to grab his namesake before the ghost scratched the truck with it's claws as leaned it forward to inspect the immortals more closely. This caused Vest to scream like some chick from an 80's horror film as there was nothing more terrifying to him than his precious baby being scratched. The ghost let out a roar in response and grabbed Vest by his head before hopping off the truck.
"Ah, shite!!!" Flat Cap yelled, grabbing his namesake and transforming it into his weapon then proceeded to open fire on the ghost. However, the ghost was incredibly quick and dodged the bursts of bullets with ease. "Gonna have to do better than that, angel." The ghost said with a chuckle then slumped a now-dizzy Vest over it's shoulder and leaped over the lustful crowd to make it's escape. "Oh fuck it took Vest!" "Maybe if you weren't a shit shot, that wouldn't have happened." Ruka said, walking up to Flat Cap. "At least I wasn't sitting on me arse like a lazy bastard!" Flat Cap retorted. He then sighed, pulled out his phone, and started dialing some numbers. "Who you calling?" Ruka asked, crossing his arms. "Me buddies at the Abbey. I got a feeling that we'll need the numbers." Flat Cap replied. "Pfff, who needs numbers when you got me? I may not be able to repent ghosts, but I could beat the shit out of it by myself. In fact, I'm gonna do just that!" Ruka said with confidence in his voice then ran off after the ghost. Flat Cap rolled his eyes and held the phone to his ear. "Come on! Pick up!"