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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2018 17:49:06 GMT
As Gloves flew away far enough and see that Jackalube is on his knees, stunned, and his furry blue butt is in the air, he flew slowly back to the ground, and slowly walk over to Jackalube with a malicious smile on his face. His friends can see his malicious face and hearing him chuckle that he's going to do something evil to the ghost, but what will he do? As he got mid-close to Jackalube, he clap his holy virtue gauntlets together and summon his 6ft King Robert War Hammer, "The Falling Sun" and place it on his right shoulder. The design of the war hammer has nine spikes in the front of the head, one mid-short spike at the back of the head, one small spike on top of the head, on each side of the head has a design of the suns fallin in the direction of where the nine spikes are at, and the head itself weights ten pounds. What is he going to do with "The Fallen Sun"? Is he going to smash his head? Is he going to break his ghostly bones? Does ghost even have bones?! What will he do with that Virtue War Hammer? Gloves knew exactly what he'll do with "The Falling Sun". As he got close to Jackalubes' furry blue butt and grin widely at it, he's going to golf Jackalube furry blue ass, HARD! BUT NOT YET! PREPARATION COMES FIRST!
As he place down his war hammer next to him, heads down, he began his duties as a golfer. First, he lose the wide grin into a small peck of a smile while humming with a calming music playing in the background. Second, he pulls out a white tissue from his left pocket and dust off he furry dirt from his behind and throws it over to his right shoulder for good luck. Then, he stick his left index finger in his mouth and lifted up in the air in the direction of the wind. When he got it, coming from North West, he grab his Virtue War Hammer, lifted to where Jackalube furry butt is at, tapping his front right sandal to the ground, shake his tushy butt six time, and now, total silent.
"One..." He said to himself while light swinging his war hammer at Jackalube ass. "Two...Three..." As soon he got to three, he wield his war hammer head high above his head and igniting the head of the hammer since blaze was still active and gave out his malicious smile at Jackalube ass. "FORE!!!" He yells.
Giving all the strength he has into the war hammer and made direct contact at Jackalube ass with nine of the head spikes, HARD, he send him flying into the air with a burning butt.
For the first time ever in history in Daten City, Gloves Stone golf a ghost with his holy namesake!
As he sees Jackalube flying over three shops, he landed over on the other side. "Come on you guys, play it where it lies!" He said, pointing at the direction where the ghost went. "Since I have the Ghost Tracker on my phone, I'll lead the way quickly." He desummon his war hammer back to virtue holy gauntlets and spread his four wings and fly in the air, leading them to the direction of Jackalube.
But what Gloves and the others doesn't know is that Gloves sent Jackalube at the direction where Ruka, Vest, Virgin Killer, and Assless Chaps are at.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2018 18:48:59 GMT
Flat Cap simply stood and watched Jackalube fly over the shops and land on the other side. Now that was a perfect golf swing if he ever saw one. He heard Glove speak and followed him to the ghost's location.
Jackalube held on to his now stinging butt as he flew over the shops before landing on the pavement with a loud thud. He slowly pick himself up and rubbed his butt. That white-haired angel's proving to be quite the fucking pain. He then looked to his left and saw VK, Assless Chaps, Vest and Ruka walk out the alleyway. Great, now he had to deal with that loudmouth again along with the angels.
"YOU!" Ruka shouted, immediately leaping onto the ghost and starts punching repeatedly in the face.
While Jackalube was a bit banged up from the Angels, Ruka's punches did virtually nothing to him and grabbed him by the face. "You really are stupid, aren't you?" Jackalube began, "Your attacks don't do shit against me!" He then threw Ruka across the street and ended up crashing into Flat Cap who came running around the corner.
"Gah, Son on a fuckin'...." Flat Cap groaned as he opened his eyes and saw Ruka on top of him. "Ruka? About time I found your sorry arse." "Fuck you!" Ruka responded. "When and how hard, lad?" Ruka growled at Flat Cap before getting up off of him and got ready to attack the ghost again.
Vest meanwhile slowly made his way back into the dumpster. As much as he wanted to fuck right now, his fear of the ghost outweighed any desire for sexual pleasure.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2018 19:26:30 GMT
Virgin crossed her arms over her chest and she shook her head. "What did I say..Jacky darling can you speed this up. I'm getting too excited to contain myself.~" She encouraged the ghost. She didn't wanna have to stay around the angels for longer than necessary. Hell she could even have a pet.
Assless joined in,"You can do it.~ We're sure." He winks and his tail points up at something.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2018 19:53:27 GMT
As Gloves lead them to the location of his Ghost Tracker flying around the corner, not only that they found Jackalube, but found other demons as well and found one of the demons that the group been searching for. He doesn't know the half naked demon if it Ruka or Vest, but at least they found him in one piece. Well, only one piece since he's wearing his only underwear.
"Happy that you've found one of them." He told Flat Cap as he flew down beside him. As he turn his head at Jackalube with an angry glare, he got back into his battle stance and ready to rumble the ghost again.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 16:36:00 GMT
"Please don't cheer it on." Vest said nervously to VK and Assless, poking his head out of the dumpster, "I really don't want that perverted thing to win, especially when all i think about right now is fucking and it wanting to fuck me." Was this what being a concubi was like? Always feeling so hot and itching to stick something inside himself? God, he didn't like feeling this way at all.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 17:23:47 GMT
As Gloves was in his battle stance, he runs over to Jackalube and tries to punch his guts with his holy gauntlets, but unfortunately, his attacks didn't land on him as Jackalube quickly dodges them.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 22:08:48 GMT
Monocle bent a small amount of water to creep onto his left arm and willed it to solidify into a blade-like shape. He charged at the ghost, swinging his axe and ice dagger alternately at the ghost. but the ghost blocked every single one of his strikes.
Polo came form the behind and tried to stab the ghost but his weapon bounced off it's furry skin.
Henley rolled to the side and fired bullet after bullet, effectively wounding the ghost.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 23:58:06 GMT
Virgin Killer shrugged and leaned against the wall. Assless joined her with a yawn, neither of them were hungry. "Shhh just go find someone in the crowd and come back when ya lack a hard on." Virgin said with a yawn.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 23:32:52 GMT
Ruka was about to charge the ghost for second time but being stopped by Flat Cap. "Before ya go running off again like a fucking idiot, where's Vest?" He asked. "In the dumpster near those two leeches." Ruka responded pointing to the dumpster past Vk and Assless, "Now get out of my fucking way!" He then shoved Flat Cap to the side and ran at the ghost.
Jackalube reacted quickly to Ruka and the rushing angels, dodging and blocking their attacks before sweeping their legs with his long arms. He cracked his neck and let out a sinister chuckle, reaching down into Monocle and Ruka's pants and grabbing their underwear with one hand and doing the same with Polo and Gloves. It didn't take a genius to know what was about to happen. Jackalube lifted the angels and loudmouth demon up high in the air by their underwear, resulting in a wedgie the likes of which no one should have to experience. It felt good to Jackalube almost about as much as sex. Almost. But his moment of pleasure was soon spoiled by Flat Cap and Henley who unloaded their guns on Jackalube, causing him to drop the poor boys.
Flat Cap made his way over to the alley where Vest was hiding while firing on the ghost. When he emptied his clip, he turned around and walked over to the dumpster, more or less ignoring VK and Assless. "Oi Vest, you in there?" "FLAT CAP!" Vest exclaimed, popping out the dumpster and pulled him in for a hug. "Glad to see ya didn't get rammed in your arse, man. But serious talk right now. Did you and Ruka find out anything about this wily fucker that'll make this fight go quicker cause I'm starting to get tired and I ran out of meth earlier."
"Yeah! Well, sort of. It's very protective of the eye on his forehead, so I'd trying getting at that." Vest said, letting go of Vest and pointing at the ghost's forehead. Flat Cap looked over at the ghost's third eye and nodded. Ruka no doubt knew this as well, but of course he didn't say anything. The dumb cunt. "Right. Thank ye, Vest." He then ran out the alley and towards the wedgied angels and demon while the ghost was distracted. "Lads, I got some info. Apparently, the ghostie doesn't like people touching the eye on it's forehead, so let's focus on ripping that sucker off."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 23:51:11 GMT
Virgin and Assless ignore Ruka but make sure to snap a bunch of pics. Gotta get the good bribe shit. Holds her phone above her cleavage and Bob the tentacle take it into the tiddie void."I'm so booored..for the first time in forever I can't fuck something..." She huffs and she sucks on her lollipop. "Commitment you cruel mistress. I'm hungiiiiiie." She huffs and she chomps on the lusty lolli.
Assless yawns,"I'm surprrrrised it took them this long to actually rrrrealize it. Though I am glad I saw what I did today."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2018 2:32:42 GMT
Gloves didn't react quick enough and got his leg sweep by Jackalubes' long arms and flatten his front body to the ground. As he was down, he felt Jackalube's ghostly hand going into his henshin pant, grabbing his white underwear, and with the scared expression on his face, his white tighty was pull high in the air and gave him the wedgie the likes of which no one should have to experience.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" He scream, painfully. His scream was so loud and going in a high pitch in a girl voice that everyone in the Sin District and people that was orgy can hear him.
Ladies and gentleman, for the first time in Daten City history, Gloves Stone has been wedgied by Jackalube.
But thank the lord that Flat Cap and Henley use their guns at him and made Jackalube drop the poor boys. When Jackalube drop him, his both eye was in tears and immediatly cover his booth hands at his babies and was in a fetal position. The poor boy. Or should I say, "The poor boys". The pain of the babies that Jackalube wedgieties was too great and was in sooo much pain, all he could do is cover them up to recover.
While he was in a painful fetal position, he heard Flat Cap voice of the info of Jakalubes' eye and all of them gotta focus on ripping it off.
Looking at Flat Cap with tears in both red and green eyes, "Yeah..." He said in a high pitch tone in a girl voice, "I'm gonna need a moment." Patience is a virtue and this boy need healing.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 20:57:04 GMT
"Motherfucker!" Monocle screamed, as Henley and Flat Cap's attack released him from the painful wedgie. And somehow he find himself stiff, in more than one places, he ignored it and proceeded to alternately hack his axe and stab the ice dagger into the Ghost's body.
"Hey Ghost! Eat this!" Henley bellowed. unleashing another round of bullets.
Polo grunted as he ran towards the ghost, he threw himself forwards, leaping so he could get close enough to the ghost's face without getting smashed. with a hard yank, he manage to rip the eye out of its forehead.
"Uh.. Ew.." Polo grimaced as he held the eye in his hands.
"Holy Shit, Polo!" Cardigan cheered, "Go Angels!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 21:19:39 GMT
The trouble twins whince at the wedgie, it had to be a bitch. "This is quite borrrring don't you think?"
Virgin Killer checks her phone and casually texts her girl a selfie of the fight. "I mean yeah."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 21:34:41 GMT
Slowly getting up from his fetal position and standing fully upwards, Gloves saw other angels attacking Jackalube and saw Polo rip the eye out of Jackalube forehead. I made him feel little uneasy for Polo to do that, but at least the eye was out. Looking back at Jackalube with anger tears in his eyes, despite the painful agonizing wedgie that he felt between his babies, he's not out of the woods yet.
Seeing Monocle using Ice Dagger at the Ghost body, it gave him the idea that he should do the same and stab the ghost's body as well. Summoning his Flame Dagger, he runs over to it, deliver few punches at the ghost's stomach with his gauntlets, and stab the Flame Dagger into the ghost stomach.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 21:39:14 GMT
Jackalube shouted in pain as Polo ripped out it's third eyes, standing up on his hind legs and taking a few steps back as he held on to his forehead. After a brief moment of silence, Jackalube jerk his head up and goop spewed through out of his forehead like a fountain, covering everyone and everything that hadn't already been gooped, before falling to the ground on his chest. When the last of goop leaked from his forehead, Jackalube's form began to change. His horns shrank before disappearing into the mass of hair and his body slowly becoming more like that of a naked human. His hair decreased in length and it's color became an ashen gray.
As the ghost changed form, so too did the eye in Polo's hand. It glowed a bright blue and it's slowly changed shape until it had taken the form of a rather sinsiter looking helmet, with the eye appearing on the forehead before it ceased glowing. The eye stared at Polo almost nervously until a voice spoke. "Uhhh.....Top of the morning to ya? Heheheh....heheh...."
Meanwhile, Ruka was rubbing his butt from the wedgie when he began to feel a lot less horny now. His face ceased blushing and the budge on his pants was finally. And he wasn't the only one. The groups of people in orgies began to come to their senses and followed next consisted of people either quickly gathering their clothes and running off in embarrassment by what happened, slapping other people who were probably their lovers for taking part in the orgies, or simply kept going with the sex as they were already complete hoes.
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