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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2018 22:11:04 GMT
As Gloves got up from the ground, he turn around at Jackalubing with anger-filled eyes. He growls loudly as he clinches his hands in a form of a fist and it made his gauntlets glow brighter. The flames grew brighter and brighter, showing everyone in the group of his anger side as he was about to release his Flamethrower at the ghost. As his gauntlets was fully brighten, he wells both of his fists back and release a powerful Flamethrowers at Jackalube.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" He roars.
As soon as he releases his powerful Flamethrowers. Not only that he roast-ass Jackalube, but accidentally roast-ass everyone in the group and burning the field.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2018 22:20:29 GMT
Monocle summoned his wings and flew upwards ,then let out a ferocious growl before dashing down to kick the ghost with enough force to push him into a side of a building. Debris rained down on the ghost.
Polo's vision blurred slightly as he moved towards the ghost and tried to stab the ghost with his gladius, and Henley opened fire once more.
Then Monocle felt the heat as Gloves used Pyromancy against the ghost, the heat was too intense, then he smelled something burning, he looked down and saw his shirt had caught fire.
"Shit, shit, shit!" He yelled as he flew down, using his water magic to douse the flames, then looked at Gloves fiercely "Gloves, be careful with the fire thing, you could've hurt someone else---"
"Hott... HOT!" Polo said as the remains of his undershirt was burned, Monocle sighed as he put out the flames as well,
"Doing great cuz!" Cardigan cheered as she took a few more selfies, "And oooh, Polo's smoking hot without the shirt,"
Monocle gave her the middle finger.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2018 22:32:16 GMT
Gloves turn his head at Monocle with a 'oops' expression. "Sorry, Mono!" He shouted, while subdue his flames a little. He turn his head at everyone, "Sorry, everyone!" He shouted again.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2018 18:15:48 GMT
As Flat Cap opened fire on the ghost, he noticed Glove's flamethrowers just time to dodge them. "Woah there, lad! Careful with the fucking flames." He said, patting down the small fire on his coat.
Gloves' flamethrowers caught Jackalube by surprise and barely had enough time to shield his eyes from the flames as the rest of him was roasted, blinding him to the other angels' attacks including Monocle's powerful kick that sent him flying into a building. He dug himself out the rubble and brushed off the bits of debris. "Really should've expect they'd have casters among them." He mumbled to himself.
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Meanwhile, in one of the district's alleyways far from the fight, there was a loud banging coming from inside one of the dumpsters, which had a heavy couch strapped on top of it, and two voices bickering with one another. "Come on! I can't take it anymore! Let's just fuck already! I'll even let you top!" yelled one voice. "WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!" shouted another, "I'M TRYING TO GET US OUT OF HERE! IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT SEX, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SUCH A HATEFUCKING! GAAAAAAH, EVEN MY THREATS ARE SEXUAL! I'M GONNA TEAR THAT GHOST INTO PIECES!!!" It continued as the banging got louder.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2018 0:43:50 GMT
The concubus duo hopped from roof to roof to find dick one and dick two. They both heard the noise and they smirked. Virgin Killer hops down first and she clears her throat,"How sad, I expected better from the both of you." She mimicked Jokki's voice with freakish accuracy.
Assless Chaps chimed in mimicking Shroud,"Truly disgraceful. We should just leave them."
Virgin Killer huffs,"Vest darling are you alright?"
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 17:37:37 GMT
Monocle dropped his weapon on the ground before him as flicked his fingers, his clutch ring glinting in the moonlight. Water from the air coalesced into a sphere of water, but this time, he willed it to enlongate and form into a pointed icy spike, he aimed at the ghost. Thrusting his arms forward, the icy projectile rushed towards ghost with great speed. The ice spike broke as it hit the ghost, sending tiny shrapnels of ice everywhere.
Polo, felt a rush of energy surge through him. With a yell and a moan, he ran towards the ghost and sliced his Gladius across the ghost's torso, it might not go too deep, but that should probably hurt like a bitch. Then leaped to the side as he used the butt of his Gladius to smash against the ghost's face. Then he took a step back, his face red, sweat dripped from his body.
"Fuck it!" Henley panted, fighting the lustful urges is clearly getting to him, he wiped the remains of the goo off his shoulder before frantically pulling the trigger of his rifle, sending more bullets flying towards
"WHOOOO YEAHH!" Cardigan yelled, "That's it, Go Monocle! Go Polo! Go Henley Shit!"
"S-stop calling... me that!" Henley Shirt yelled, his voice cracking a bit.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 0:20:27 GMT
"Sorry!" He said to Flat Cap. Man after this battle with the furry ghost, he's gonna bake all his friends a delicious cake of their choice for burning them by accident. He turn his head at Jackalube and seeing him dug himself out the rubble and brushed off the bits of debris. Then got hit by Monocles' Stalactite with great speed, which the ice spear got shattered everywhere. Gloves reacted quickly and flew back from the tiny shrapnels of ice. "Man, and I thought my Flamethrower is dangerous then Monos' water magic." He said to himself. Then seeing, Polo slice Jackalube torso and leaped to the side as he used the butt of his Gladius to smash against the ghost's face, then seeing Henley Shirt shooting his rifle, sending flying bullets at the ghost.
As Henley finish sending bullets at the ghost, it was Gloves turn. Clinching his fiery fists and stand in his battle stance, he flew quickly over to Jackalube, and lashing out fury of blazing punches.
As he finishing off punching him, he grab his left leg and it was time to send the big fur ball to the ground. Just like he did to him, but this time, hard. With all of his strength, he squeeze on the left leg hard and slamming him into the ground.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 2:06:26 GMT
Flat Cap was able to unload another clip in the ghost before having to dodge the ice sharpnels. Fortunately, none of them hit his skin but they did leave some holes and tears in parts of his coat. "Oi, Mono. 'Member when ya said 'being careful of the fire thing?' Well, how 'bout you be careful with the ice thing, eh? Ya ruined me favorite coat, man!" He said as he held up the tail of his coat which now looked like swiss cheese.
Jackalube shouted in pain as the shrapnels of ice pierced his skin and Polo's gladius slashed across his chest. He rubbed his cheek after Polo whacked him in the face before Gloves came rushing at him. This was getting ridiculous. Was he asleep for so long that angels somehow got faster or was he just rusty? Hopefully it was the latter. Jackalube got back up on his feet and quickly leapt away get some distance between him and the angels. He then stood up straight and began gurgling again for another spit attack. This time, his cheeks began to puff up immensely. It was gonna be a big one.
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"Virgin Killer? Oh than-" "HEY! GET US OUT OF HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Ruka shouted with a mixture of rage and sexual frustration. "R-Ruka! Jokki and Shroud are out there!" "LIKE I GIVE A FUCK! ALL I CARE ABOUT RIGHT OUT IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GHOST FOR DOING THIS TO ME! NOW ONE OF YOU GET US BEFORE I DO SOMETHING WE'LL ALL FUCKING REGRET!!!!"
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 2:16:23 GMT
Virgin Killer sighed in Jokki's voice,"Let's just leave them." Virgin returned to her natural voice,"Hmph. Tempting."
"We're leaving." Assless said in Shroud's voice. He returned to his own and he leaned against the wall. "You'll only make it strrrongerrr if you beat it, you'd prrractically be wacking it off." He chuckled. "I know you arrren't that desperrrrate."
Virgin Killer giggles to herself,"Consider this me being nice to you Ruka. You're a coworker so I'll treat you ask such if you do the same." She transformed her namesake and hit the sofa off the top of the dumpster. "You're lucky I make lust and not enemies with my own." She yawns and rests her mallet on her shoulder. "Free to go hornballs." Her stomach rumbled. "Oh for ducks sake.."
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 19:17:15 GMT
"I..." Monocle said sheepishly, he looked around and saw Flat Cap holding up the tail of his coat, which was filled with holes. "I may have got a tad bit carried away... My apologies," He said, chuckling weakly.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 21:56:00 GMT
While Gloves listen to Mono and Flat Cap conversation about Flat Cap coat being Swiss cheese and thank god he don't have to suffer alone on the accident, his ears perk up to hear a loud gurgling sound. He turn his head around and see Jackalube about to release another spit attack and maaaan his cheeks are the side of watermelons. His face went into a worry face, ("If those spits touch my skin, I'm a goner!") he thought to himself. Whipping his head at the others, "INCOMING SPIT!!!" He shouted to his friends.
When those spit was shot out of Jackalube mouth with great speed, Gloves whipped his head back at Jackalube and immediately dodge his spits. His movement of dodging was so quick, almost as if he has Ultra Instinct.
When Jackalube was done spiting, Gloves flew in towards the ghost with great speed. Yet, instead of lashing out punches in font of him, he flew over him and lash out his fiery punches towards the back of the ghost spine, hard.
"AAAAHHHH!!!" He roars at him.
When he's done punching him, he flew back away from him quickly incase he does a sneak attack.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 22:20:26 GMT
Monocle focused his gaze into the small pieces of ice around him as willed it to melt and gather in front of him in a snake-like shape, and with a hard jab forward, the water surged forwards, whipping the ghost. He smiled victoriously, but that smile faded when he saw the ghost gurgled and released a stream of goop at his direction. He sidestepped to dodge it, but he caught some of the goo in his hand.
"Shit!" Monocle cursed, his body suddenly felt hot. His body trembled. He removed his vest and necktie, as he looked at the ghost murderously, cracking his neck and clenching his fists "Damn... you..."
Polo tried to attack but failed. He accidentally dropped his weapon and fell forward.
Henley shirt fired bullet after bullet at the ghost, screaming in both rage and sexual frustration.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2018 3:50:56 GMT
Unfortunately for Flat Cap, he was too busy complaining about his ruined coat to notice the stream of goop flying towards him and only managed to fire a few rounds at the bastard before being drenched in the stuff. "Ah, fucking hell." He said, wiping some of the goop off from his beard before he began to feel hot as he looked around at the other angels and bystanders that were making out. They all looked pretty damn fuckable right now! He bit his lower lip then quickly look down as he felt a bulge in his pants. "Great....Now I gotta fight with a fuckin' stiffy."
Jackalube laughed as he sprayed his stream of goop all over the place, covering any who weren't quick enough to do dodge it. At this, until he felt the sting of Monocle's water whip hitting him in the face, letting a shout in pain as he ceased his spit attack and held his face as Glove punched him hard in the spine, causing Jackalube to fall to his knees. Now was a perfect opportunity to kick him while he was down.
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A mere second after Virgin Killer finished speaking, one of the dumpster's lids was punched so hard, it went flying off it's hinges and landed next to the dumpster. The fist that punched the lid then grabbed the edge of the dumpster and up came a half-naked Ruka, soaked in goop and with an expression that looked he was about to murderfuck everyone in sight. He was trying REEEEEAL hard to resist that very urge. "WHERE...THE FUCK...IS THE GHOST?!" He asked, hopping out of the dumpster, his goop-covered feet making a little splatting noise as they hit the ground, "I DON'T CARE IF I MAKE IT STRONGER, I JUST WANNA RIP OFF IT'S FUCKING HEAD!"
Next came Vest who poked his head out of the dumpster before standing up and climbing out. Like Ruka, he was wearing nothing but his underwear and was trying to resist the urge to fuck someone, but with less success given the things he said earlier. "But Ruka, remember how protective it was of the eye on it's forehead when you fo-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP, VEST! I DON'T NEED YOU OF ALL PEOPLE REMINDING OF SHIT I DON'T NEED TO BE REMINDED FOR!"
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2018 16:35:30 GMT
Virgin Killer huffed and pet the tentical coming out of her cleavage. "Oh Bob..they never learn." She sighed and let her namesake shift back. Bob covers Virgin's ears and it hissed at Ruka. "You can't possibly have the upper hand here. Sit it out, you'll only make shit worse and the last thing I wanna do is fuck you."
Assless shivered and shook his head."Anyways,we need to eitherrrrr leave, watch orrr get acquainted with ourrrr hands. Now shut up and follow us."
The siblings turned on their heels and lead the way, arms looped.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2018 17:11:17 GMT
Polo noticed Monocle standing near him. Damn, he thought to himself. Monocle seemed to be getting hotter by the minute, instead of attacking, he sneaked up behind his boyfriend and wrapped his arms around him.
"P-Polo!" Monocle stammered, a deep blush spread across his pale skin as Polo sniffed the back of his neck. "L-let go of me this instant!"
"You smell good..." Polo muttered, kissing his ear. "Mono.."
"Let go!" Monocle managed to pull away from Polo. Who looked at him dejectedly.
"You... Don't want...?" Polo asked, Monocle looked away, the blush burned a deeper red in his cheeks, he's REALLY fighting the urge to give in to the lust., and Polo just makes it a hundred times harder.
"Not now.." Monocle answered "Let's just stick to repenting the ghost.. Okay?"
"So... Later?" Polo asked hopefully,
"Uh.. Yeah sure, whatever.." Monocle said, blushing like a high school girl as he brandished his weapon once more.
Meanwhile, Henley just stood there like an idiot. Unsure of what to do.
"Oh my~" Cardigan said, fanning herself, "It's getting hot in here,"
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